UK time is: 16:35:43
Vital Login
Social Login

Choose your club

Other Sites

Network Navigation

Vital Partners

'If It's Football, It's Vital'

Belgians Can't Play Football

I never had illusions about the mental abilities of certain footballers. But Belgial goalkeeper Stijn Stijnen beats them all.

The keeper of the Belgian national side admitted they couldn't play football and therefore have only one choice: to kick Cristiano Ronaldo and co. off the park when they meet Portugal on Saturday's Euro 2008 qualifiers.

'After two minutes we will have massacred Ronaldo so much that he will have to leave the pitch on a stretcher,' IQ-champion Stijnen promised.

'If we try to play like Portugal then we will lose. We are the visiting team and have to be aggressive.'

So, aggressivity means that you should try to cause a serious injury to the best player of the opponent? Hail this attitude! We are bad? Well, no problem, kill everyone who's better and we will be the best. Credit to Aidy Boothroyd for not installing this attitude in his Watford team...

The Portuguese FA has asked UEFA to investigate these comments and I very much hope this brainless prat will have to face the consequences of his stupidity.

For the first time in my life, I will cheer on Portugal in an international game. A Ronaldo hat-trick would be nice.




Use your social login to comment on front page articles. Login using you Facebook, Twitter, Google or LinkedIn accounts and have your say!


Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

The Journalist

Writer: Zae Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Thursday March 22 2007

Time: 10:45AM

Your Comments

And when he's stretchered off, people will shout: "cheat!diver!"
midlothian99
they will have to try catch him first
rooneyisgod
well morrison managed it but if ronaldo survived that then belgians won't be able to hurt him
Vidicinho
 

Have Your Say

Log in...
with your social network     OR     with your Vital account

Recent Manchester United Articles

Arsenal v United - Team Sheets (Saturday November 22 2014)

And Back to the Subject of Vidal! (Saturday November 22 2014)

Van Persie Set to Leave in the Summer (Saturday November 22 2014)

Seven of the Best - Arsenal (a) (Friday November 21 2014)

Score for Us? (Friday November 21 2014)

Another Centre Back Mentioned (Friday November 21 2014)

Phelan Makes a Return to Carrow Road (Thursday November 20 2014)

Will This End Those Rumours? (Thursday November 20 2014)

Who Is Telling the Real Story? (Thursday November 20 2014)

Archived Manchester United Articles

List All Vital United Articles
Have your say
Click here to suggest an article
Click here to suggest a poll

Vital Members League (view all)

1. TheFamousNo7 62
2. Kanchelskis 55
3. MotorMad 20
4. Red Boy 1

League Results (view all)

Latest Results
Man Utd 1 - 0 Crystal Palace
Man City 1 - 0 Man Utd
Man Utd 1 - 1 Chelsea
WBA 2 - 2 Man Utd
Man Utd 2 - 1 Everton
Man Utd 2 - 1 West Ham

League Table (view table)

Team P W D L GD Pts
4. West Ham 11 5 3 3 5 18
5. Swansea 11 5 3 3 4 18
6. Arsenal 11 4 5 2 6 17
7. Man Utd 11 4 4 3 3 16
8. Newcastle 11 4 4 3 -2 16
9. Stoke 11 4 3 4 -1 15
10. Everton 11 3 5 3 2 14

Breaking League News

Arsenal v United - Team Sheets
Man Utd : 22/11/2014 16:28:00
Team News From The King Power Stadium
Sunderland : 22/11/2014 14:39:00
Mirallas returns to face West Ham
Everton : 22/11/2014 14:14:00
Everton v West Ham - Team-Sheets
West Ham : 22/11/2014 14:13:00
Line Ups & Updates: Man City vs Swansea City
Swansea : 22/11/2014 13:35:00

Current Site Poll (view all polls)

Arsenal v Manchester United?
Suggested By:  Red Boy
Home win! 0%
Away Win! 70%
Score Draw! 30%
0-0! 0%