The big story this morning, according to one tabloid newspaper, relates to Wayne Rooney.
It`s being reported that Wayne is about to become the subject of a huge bid from the mega-rich Russian side, Anzi Makhachkala.
Seemingly, Anzi, who were in England last night to play Liverpool in the Europa League, are about to shock the football world by offering Wayne a salary which will make him the highest paid player in the world.
Can anyone else see Wayne and Coleen living in Russia?
No! Nor can I.