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Doughnut II (The Remake)

Doughnut II (The Remake)

After the mirth has finally died down about the sticky predicament David de Gea found himself in after the great doughnut mystery, our keeper has told the press exactly what happened.

Speaking to the very tabloids that chastised him, De Gea appears to have been caught up in a maelstrom that really is much ado about nothing with the keeper commenting,

"Nothing really happened. Me, my cousin and a friend from Spain went to the shop, we were hungry and took the doughnuts."

"We were going to buy more things. I realized I didn`t have my wallet so I went out to the car to get it. Nothing more."

"They thought I was leaving without paying so I tried to explain to them but my English is still not very good and we were in there for a while."

"In the end a Spanish girl arrived and we understood each other and in the end they ended up apologizing to us."

"They made a big thing out of nothing but I took the whole thing as something funny."


He who laughs last………………..



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Writer:Red Boy
Date:Tuesday October 4 2011
Time: 4:37PM

Comments

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What was it you said in Doughnut part 1 Red Boy? That Fergie needs to have a word or something to that effect, was it not? I think you need to have a word with yourself mate for running a story based on what you read in the S*n.;)
Bluedub
04/10/2011 18:03:00
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You could pretty much guess it was a mountain out of a mole hill.
TheFamousNo7
04/10/2011 20:04:00
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still got a few wise cracks round our way though! Icing on the cake we reckoned!
Al Billy
04/10/2011 20:21:00
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Hmmm. If he hadn't been a well-paid footballer he'd still have ended up with a criminal record for leaving a shop without paying for an item. It's called shoplifting!
fifthcolumnblue
04/10/2011 20:23:00
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Bluedub - I like a little light entertainemnt, it's why I always chuckle at you lot on MOTD!
Red Boy
04/10/2011 20:29:00
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fcb - the voice of justice I see :-)
Red Boy
04/10/2011 20:30:00
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Chuckle when you're nervous do you mate?
Bluedub
04/10/2011 20:44:00
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What a story, some news, The United keeper "steals" a doughnut or did he, Mercenary Tevez refuses to play for the other Manchester club.. I'll take the doughnut story..
nordkap
04/10/2011 21:32:00
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Not saying i think he should be prosecuted - just that his status as a well-paid and high profile footballer got him off the hook. If you don't believe me, try eating a doughnut then leaving the store and see how you get on!
fifthcolumnblue
04/10/2011 21:58:00
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