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A Once in a Lifetime Experience

A Once in a Lifetime Experience

We`ve received several complaints today!

Complaints from irate Mancunians who have let us know that they felt hugely inconvenienced last night.

It transpires that several were sat around, in their cars, desperately trying to navigate their way home to their loved ones but unable to get past a cavalcade that seemed to be enveloping a tatty old bus that had its roof missing.

Some even report that they were temporarily blinded by the dazzle from an object that was being wildly swung around the heads of what appeared to be some loutish looking lads.

Now our investigation has led us to conclude that they were the unfortunate victims of something that only happens circa every 35 years and that although we understand they were somewhat distressed by their experience they should console themselves that it was a once in a lifetime thing!



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Writer:Red Boy
Date:Tuesday May 24 2011
Time: 4:53PM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
RedDevilKile
24/05/2011 18:26:00
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Poor sods, what were the chances?
TheFamousNo7
24/05/2011 20:20:00
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De Gea's a done deal :D Now that's sorted lets get Costa.
TheFamousNo7
24/05/2011 23:19:00
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HAHAHAHA
nordkap
25/05/2011 07:24:00
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Don't you mean irate tourists in Manchester Red Boy? Nice of you to acknowledge City's victory parade though. Btw £17 for a goalkeeper???!!! Ruining football, tut tut.
Bluedub
25/05/2011 12:41:00
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17 mil for a 20 year old with the potential to be better than Casillas and the like and with the current ability to ensure a strong back 4. Chuck in a possible 20 years, or thereabouts, of service and mega resale value then you've got a great transfer. Nice try though ;)
TheFamousNo7
25/05/2011 12:55:00
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And if City forked out that kind of money on a keeper it would be just as accepted as Utd doing it, would it? I think not. It's a tough scenario for Utd though, losing one of the world's best keepers and having to fork out that much for a keeper with potential.
bluedub
25/05/2011 13:01:00
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What's the matter, Neuer turned you down did he? From the sounds of it DeGea wasn't all that keen to come to the swamp either. What happened to all those players that were supposedly queuing up to join you?
fifthcolumnblue
25/05/2011 14:45:00
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Why don't you ask the people who actually said that to you fcb rather than assuming it's a general consensus shared amongst all us United fans?
TheFamousNo7
25/05/2011 15:45:00
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