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United - Every one is Funny!

I`ve always reckoned it is a healthy trait to be able to laugh at yourself.

So for that reason I`m quite happy to publish all the jokes that have been aimed at us since that loss to Manchester City, at Wembley.

The first goes along the lines of cheap radios being for sale at Old Trafford, apparently the price is okay, the volume is okay, the bass is fine but the treble has gone.

Secondly, some wag reckons we`re releasing a range of children`s books with an addition to the very popular Mr Men series. It goes on to infer that the latest addition to the range is Mr Sitter penned by Dimitar Berbatov.

Keep then coming, like I said, to be able to laugh at yourself is a wonderful thing!

Any more for any more?




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Writer:Red Boy
Date:Monday April 18 2011
Time: 5:00PM

Comments

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Cheeky gits, haha. Read this brilliant one: Despite transfer speculation Fergie has issued a 'hands off' warning and is reluctant to sell star player Howard Webb.
TheFamousNo7
18/04/2011 20:09:00
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Ha ha ha...This takes the sting out of the multiple Fernando Torres jokes I get sent in my email...
BlueBanes
19/04/2011 07:34:00
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