UK time is: 13:33:28
Vital Login
Social Login

Choose your club

Other Sites

Network Navigation

Vital Partners

'If It's Football, It's Vital'

United - Every one is Funny!

I`ve always reckoned it is a healthy trait to be able to laugh at yourself.

So for that reason I`m quite happy to publish all the jokes that have been aimed at us since that loss to Manchester City, at Wembley.

The first goes along the lines of cheap radios being for sale at Old Trafford, apparently the price is okay, the volume is okay, the bass is fine but the treble has gone.

Secondly, some wag reckons we`re releasing a range of children`s books with an addition to the very popular Mr Men series. It goes on to infer that the latest addition to the range is Mr Sitter penned by Dimitar Berbatov.

Keep then coming, like I said, to be able to laugh at yourself is a wonderful thing!

Any more for any more?




Vital Man United on: facebook

Vital Man United on: twitter

Join Vital Man United

It's easy to REGISTER HERE, simply click the link and enjoy getting involved!







Use your social login to comment on front page articles. Login using you Facebook, Twitter, Google or LinkedIn accounts and have your say!



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

The Journalist

Writer: Red Boy Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday April 18 2011

Time: 5:00PM

Your Comments

Cheeky gits, haha. Read this brilliant one: Despite transfer speculation Fergie has issued a 'hands off' warning and is reluctant to sell star player Howard Webb.
TheFamousNo7
Ha ha ha...This takes the sting out of the multiple Fernando Torres jokes I get sent in my email...
BlueBanes
 

Have Your Say

Log in...
with your social network     OR     with your Vital account

Recent Articles

No! Not Another One (Wednesday April 16 2014)

And Another Bites the Dust (Wednesday April 16 2014)

Carvalho Has Another Suitor! (Tuesday April 15 2014)

Duo Fined and Warned! (Tuesday April 15 2014)

No Darren, No! (Monday April 14 2014)

I Should be Used More Claim! (Monday April 14 2014)

No Smoke without Fire Syndrome (Monday April 14 2014)

Thanks But No Thanks! (Monday April 14 2014)

Giggs - Preparing to Call Time? (Sunday April 13 2014)

Van Gaal Talk! (Saturday April 12 2014)

Archived Articles

List All Vital United Articles
Have your say
Click here to suggest an article
Click here to suggest a poll

Vital Members League (view all)

1. TheFamousNo7 56
2. Kanchelskis 41
3. MotorMad 28
4. gmauti 3
5. kresek 2
6. nordkap 2
7. Xfunny 1
8. Javan 1
9. ForeverUnited 1

League Results (view all)

Latest Results
Newcastle 0 - 4 Man Utd
Man Utd 4 - 1 Aston Villa
Man Utd 0 - 3 Man City
West Ham 0 - 2 Man Utd
Man Utd 0 - 3 Liverpool
WBA 0 - 3 Man Utd

League Table (view table)

Team P W D L GD Pts
4. Arsenal 34 20 7 7 18 67
5. Everton 34 19 9 6 21 66
6. Spurs 34 18 6 10 0 60
7. Man Utd 33 17 6 10 18 57
8. Southampton 34 13 9 12 5 48
9. Newcastle 34 14 4 16 -14 46
10. Stoke 34 11 10 13 -10 43

Breaking League News

Systematic
Newcastle : 17/04/2014 12:00:00
It`s Right Up Mourinho`s Street!
Chelsea : 17/04/2014 11:03:00
Everton hand advantage back to Arsenal
Everton : 17/04/2014 09:00:00
Everton : 17/04/2014 08:44:00
Pardew Defence League
Newcastle : 17/04/2014 08:41:00
More Courtois Mischief?
Chelsea : 17/04/2014 07:44:00
Liverpool: Sturridge In Fitness Race
Liverpool : 17/04/2014 07:44:00

Current Site Poll (view all polls)

MOTM v Bayern (a)?
Suggested By:  Red Boy
De Gea 7%
Smalling 5%
Jones 5%
Vidic 5%
Evra 5%
Carrick 5%
Valencia 5%
Kagawa 58%
Fletcher 5%
Welbeck 0%
Rooney 0%
Hernandez 0%
Januzaj 0%