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United - Neville`s Blooper!

United - Neville`s Blooper!

What is it with Manchester United players and their association with motor vehicles?

Yesterday we reported how our Brazilian midfielder, Anderson, had cheated death in a crash in his native Portugal and today we find out that a leading tabloid glorifies in printing pictures of Gary Neville`s flash Audi Q7 on the back of a tow track.

It seems that Gary mixed up the diesel and petrol pumps and got himself stranded with a motor that wouldn`t go anywhere.

Gary mate, it`s easy - petrol is in the green pipes and diesel is in the black pipes!

If you still get confused - do what I do and blame the wife!

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Writer:Red Boy
Date:Tuesday August 3 2010
Time: 5:00PM

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TheFamousNo7
03/08/2010 17:26:00
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They are real bright sparks at the Swamp .... luckily slightly more intelligent than their supporters .......who are we going to buy? Nobody you mutts as you are broke.
Wswilly3
03/08/2010 23:42:00
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No article has yet been published with the title who are we going to buy. Red Boy merely seems to be relaying news items he read in the paper regarding alleged transfer targets in order us to discuss, a phenomena typically associated with most football fan forums.
khoder
04/08/2010 08:02:00
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You can tell it's the silly season when articles about G Neville putting the wrong fuel in his car start appearing as major news in the Sun. Role on the start of the season is all I can say!
fifthcolumnblue
04/08/2010 09:42:00
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I don't know about you, but I love reading about how things go wrong for Scum players! Neville you loooser!
chuffinnora21
05/08/2010 12:50:00
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