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United - Shaving Private Rooney!

Captured by the media this morning are two shots of Wayne Rooney at South Africa 2010.

Both capture the moment when, as is now traditional, players exchange shirts at the end of a match.

The first picture shows Wayne with his chest hair very prominent whilst the second, obviously taken later, shows Wayne with a chest as smooth as a baby`s bum!

Now we`re not even going to go down the route as to what Coleen might think to it but we are intrigued as to how it was acquired.

With boredom being cited as a major factor in Fabio Capello`s retreat, did Wayne simply lie on his bed and pluck them out one by one?

Did he shave them off in one mad moment?

Did the wax treatment get him all excited?

Or was it some mad punishment inflicted by Fabio and his henchman, on Wayne, because of his inability to hit form in South Africa?

Answers on a postcard to the normal address please!

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Writer:Red Boy
Date:Tuesday June 29 2010
Time: 5:00PM

Comments

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Slow news day? LOL. Not a slow News day in Manchester, fortunately for us City fans!
fifthcolumnblue
30/06/2010 11:54:00
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So why are you here? Plus i wouldn't say its news on your site just transfer speculation and rumours.
TheFamousNo7
30/06/2010 15:36:00
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You've already been and commented on the OFFICIAL Announcement of David Silva signing for City today TFNo7, so not all rumours and speculation eh?
fifthcolumnblue
30/06/2010 17:09:00
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Not all, just every 99/100 with you guys ;) All the same if you have signed, which im not going to fully believe until i see him holding the shirt, well done.
TheFamousNo7
30/06/2010 17:54:00
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No point buying a ferrari when there's no one good enough to drive it. On the other hand, being bitter is your forte, so good on you! Good player.
elvido
01/07/2010 12:41:00
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or perhaps it was a case of she loves me she loves me not as he plucked each one!
Red Boy
01/07/2010 19:26:00
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