UK time is: 08:05:40
Vital Login
Social Login

Choose your club

Other Sites

Network Navigation

Vital Partners

'If It's Football, It's Vital'

United - Hair Removal Cream?

Vanity is such a strange trait!

The desire to improve upon the body that nature gave us drives us to do the strangest of things!

Three years ago we witnessed the sight of a bare-chested Chelsea team, at Ewood Park, celebrating a win and showing of their freshly waxed chests - tarts was the descriptive word we used.

But it seems that could be only the tip of the ice-burg as far as improving the body beautiful goes and here at United we too are culpable of tampering with how nature intended us to be.

In the latest edition of the United magazine, and also picked up on by all the red-tops this morning, is the intriguing tale, told by Brian McClair, of how a former United player chose to remove the body hair surrounding his privates.

Unfortunately, application of the removal cream also succeeded in taking of the top layer of skin which proved to be a painful experience for the un-named player.

So bad was the pain, the player had to seek medical assistance from the clubs medical staff.

Whatever next!

It would never have happened in the days of Best, Charlton and Law would it?

Vital Man United on: facebook

Vital Man United on: twitter

Join Vital Man United

It's easy to REGISTER HERE, simply click the link and enjoy getting involved!




Use your social login to comment on front page articles. Login using you Facebook, Twitter, Google or LinkedIn accounts and have your say!



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

The Journalist

Writer: Red Boy Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Thursday May 13 2010

Time: 4:44PM

Your Comments

Thats gotta be Ronaldo.
tuscan3000
Spot on Tuscan. I hear he also uses personality removal cream, but that always seems to work quit well for him
fifthcolumnblue
Hahaha, does sound like our pretty boy!!
elvido
The one and only Ronaldo.
Antriksh (abmtd)
Christina Ronaldina strikes again!
JT_daniel
 

Have Your Say

Log in...
with your social network     OR     with your Vital account

Recent Manchester United Articles

Vital United MOTM v Burnley (a) (Tuesday September 2 2014)

Cleverley Does Join Villa (Tuesday September 2 2014)

Welbeck Goes to Arsenal (Tuesday September 2 2014)

Cleverley Stay`s (Tuesday September 2 2014)

Hernandez Gets His Dream Move (Tuesday September 2 2014)

So How Was It For You? (Tuesday September 2 2014)

That Falcao Deal? (Tuesday September 2 2014)

Falcao Set For United Move (Monday September 1 2014)

Welbeck Off On Loan? (Monday September 1 2014)

Vidic - Nightmare Start! (Monday September 1 2014)

Archived Manchester United Articles

List All Vital United Articles
Have your say
Click here to suggest an article
Click here to suggest a poll

Vital Members League (view all)

1. MotorMad 15
2. TheFamousNo7 15
3. Kanchelskis 3

League Results (view all)

Latest Results
Burnley 0 - 0 Man Utd
Sunderland 1 - 1 Man Utd
Man Utd 1 - 2 Swansea

League Table (view table)

Team P W D L GD Pts
11. West Ham 3 1 0 2 -1 3
12. Q.P.R. 3 1 0 2 -4 3
13. Sunderland 3 0 2 1 -1 2
14. Man Utd 3 0 2 1 -1 2
15. Leicester City 3 0 2 1 -2 2
16. Newcastle 3 0 2 1 -2 2
17. Everton 3 0 2 1 -3 2

Breaking League News

An Alternative?
Chelsea : 03/09/2014 07:43:00
Grains of truth, mostly musings, ramblings maybe?
Chelsea : 03/09/2014 07:39:00
Torres - Resigned to Leaving!
Chelsea : 03/09/2014 07:38:00
First Choice Centre-Back!
Chelsea : 03/09/2014 07:36:00
Ben Arfa Deal Exposes Open Wounds
Newcastle : 03/09/2014 00:41:00

Current Site Poll (view all polls)

Are You Pleased with United's Transfer Window Dealings?
Suggested By:  Red Boy
Yes! 60%
No! 20%
Ask me in 3 months! 20%