What The Hell Did United Players Eat On Friday?!
Maybe the heat brought it on, or something is going around the place. That's what Sir Alex Ferguson said when asked about Evra and Nani vomiting during the Spurs game. But it wasn't really that hot - and I don't want to be racist but I would not expect a Portuguese and a Frenchman of African origins to be the worst affected by heat...
So I suggest that we have to be careful with catering in the last two weeks of the campaign; after all, we're harbouring hopes of snatching an unlikely title success from Chelsea's grasp and it would be a real bummer if we had these dreams crushed by food, as Spurs were undone by dodgy lasagna when they had a real chance of getting that coveted fourth place in 2006.
I liked the way Nani pulled himself together though. It was fun to watch him throwing up one moment then chasing a ball with all the speed and effort he could muster the next.