Apparently, United Will Swap Berba For Aguero
Oh dear. Really, the silly season is sillier than ever. Now papers claim that we'll offer Berbatov plus 20m to Atlético Madrid for Sergio Aguero.
AS started the story, claiming that we initially wanted to offload Nani in a part-exchange deal but Atleti weren't keen on him (not surprised, to be honest) and so we'll return with another offer, this time giving them Berbatov who wouldn't be against a move.
The Daily Mail also published the story but disappointingly, they made no ingenious additions to it. Although it's true that it's quite brilliant anyway: I'm quite certain now that there isn't a limit for human imagination.