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Date:Monday March 16 2009

Time: 9:41AM

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16/03/2009 11:56:00

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16/03/2009 11:56:00

Breaking News: It has been reported the Fabio Aurelio was arrested upon leaving Old Trafford for theft. it appears that as he was boarding the Liverpool coach he was found to still have Christiano Ronaldo in his back pocket. Manchester United were relieved to have Ronaldo returned as they had previously reported him missing to the Greater Manchester Police, 2 minutes after scoring their consolation goal from the penalty spot. Liverpool player Fabio Aurelio was released later that day after proving to Manchester police that he in fact owned Christiano Ronaldo. During his questioning, to the surprise of police interrogators, Aurelio produced a recently signed proof of ownership showing that he had acquired the winger legally earlier that afternoon in a completely legitimate transaction and is now his rightful owner. A police spokesman has stated that there is no reason to further detain the Brazilian footballer, and no charges will be raised. In Breaking news: Nemanja Vidic was admitted to hospital with an unholy amount of dust in his throat, police are looking for a ginger haired scouse individual who can be identified by his Liverpool themed armband. He has been urged to come forward so they may return his dust to him. In Other news: Edwin Van Der Sar has been dubbed 'The Carrot'... he was 'rooted' to the spot during Fab's Fabio’s free-kick! Finance section: Manchester United fans have registered complaints with trading standards over 'defender' Nemanja Vidic. After witnessing Vidic themselves earlier in the day, many complained the goods were not as described and so unfit for purpose. One trading standards officer commented: "We've not seen such a misleading description since Bobby Robson called Titus Bramble a colossus". Entertainment news: Following his totally insipid display in today’s top of the table clash it has been reported that now Christiano Ronaldo has been arrested for impersonating the world player of the year. Later the rightful owner a Mr. S Gerrard of Anfield in Liverpool was reunited with the trophy. Food section : LFC’s deadly Gin and Tonic Recipe. AKA Gerrard and Torres ( G+T) Mrs. Alice Ferguson who declared that her team was the better side on the day, has now vowed to give up all alcohol. He told reporters that G + T caused him severe headaches and will most probably result in many nightmares to come.
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16/03/2009 15:44:00

Breaking News: It has been reported the Fabio Aurelio was arrested upon leaving Old Trafford for theft. it appears that as he was boarding the Liverpool coach he was found to still have Christiano Ronaldo in his back pocket. Manchester United were relieved to have Ronaldo returned as they had previously reported him missing to the Greater Manchester Police, 2 minutes after scoring their consolation goal from the penalty spot. Liverpool player Fabio Aurelio was released later that day after proving to Manchester police that he in fact owned Christiano Ronaldo. During his questioning, to the surprise of police interrogators, Aurelio produced a recently signed proof of ownership showing that he had acquired the winger legally earlier that afternoon in a completely legitimate transaction and is now his rightful owner. A police spokesman has stated that there is no reason to further detain the Brazilian footballer, and no charges will be raised. In Breaking news: Nemanja Vidic was admitted to hospital with an unholy amount of dust in his throat, police are looking for a ginger haired scouse individual who can be identified by his Liverpool themed armband. He has been urged to come forward so they may return his dust to him. In Other news: Edwin Van Der Sar has been dubbed 'The Carrot'... he was 'rooted' to the spot during Fab's Fabio’s free-kick! Finance section: Manchester United fans have registered complaints with trading standards over 'defender' Nemanja Vidic. After witnessing Vidic themselves earlier in the day, many complained the goods were not as described and so unfit for purpose. One trading standards officer commented: "We've not seen such a misleading description since Bobby Robson called Titus Bramble a colossus". Entertainment news: Following his totally insipid display in today’s top of the table clash it has been reported that now Christiano Ronaldo has been arrested for impersonating the world player of the year. Later the rightful owner a Mr. S Gerrard of Anfield in Liverpool was reunited with the trophy. Food section : LFC’s deadly Gin and Tonic Recipe. AKA Gerrard and Torres ( G+T) Mrs. Alice Ferguson who declared that her team was the better side on the day, has now vowed to give up all alcohol. He told reporters that G + T caused him severe headaches and will most probably result in many nightmares to come.
German Blues Brother
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16/03/2009 15:44:00

it wont load for me the video...it keeps saying that WWW.LMFAO.COM server too busy.
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16/03/2009 19:33:00

it wont load for me the video...it keeps saying that WWW.LMFAO.COM server too busy.
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16/03/2009 19:33:00

do you need the number for THE SAMARITANS?
merlin
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16/03/2009 19:48:00

do you need the number for THE SAMARITANS?
merlin
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16/03/2009 19:48:00

Dude... U chelsea fans are ruthless...
Smilezzz
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16/03/2009 20:18:00

Dude... U chelsea fans are ruthless...
Smilezzz
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16/03/2009 20:18:00

Should carry a government health warning if you are a United fan.
Thaibluefan
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17/03/2009 14:19:00

Should carry a government health warning if you are a United fan.
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17/03/2009 14:19:00

 

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