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Pique, What Exactly Is Your Problem?

Gerard Pique came up with such obvious nonsense in Barcelona-based daily Sport about United that I would not be surprised that some embarassed agent or club official would make him to retract his words.

The young Spanish defender who left United in the summer to re-join Barcelona, spoke about his life at United.

'At United there were some incredible things happening. Everyone was allowed to eat what they wanted and one must remember that the English diet is just like people say.

'Every two weeks we had to be checked out on a machine that measured the amount of fat we had in our bodies.

'It would be a surprise that none of the players broke the machine because of the amount of hamburgers and beer they had.

'The gaffer, as Ferguson is known in Manchester, spoke in English with a Scottish accent but it sounded like Chinese to me.

'But I was not the worst and there are players still there who do not understand him yet.'


Oh yeah, that Ronaldo chap is really fat, he's clearly struggling with lack of stamina. Meanwhile, scientific Barcelona perfectly looked after their players, just look at Ronaldinho... oh.

Can't understand Fergie? Well, it's not easy but it's most definitely not Chinese. Maybe you could have asked for help... fancy a bit of Cockney? Then you should have turned to Rio and if it's a true northwest accent you wanted then Scholes would have been your man.

However, as I have said, all this is nonsense and I would not be surprised the least if hasty denials were soon on their way, with Pique claiming he's been misinterpreted which is the most popular excuse these days.




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Writer: Zae Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Wednesday November 19 2008

Time: 3:46PM

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Beer and hamburgers have made me the man I am today! Just don't ask me to run up and down a football pitch...
Tosswink
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19/11/2008 15:57:00

Haha Good on ya Gerard Pique, dont get angry with the boy because he told the truth. Fergie talks but nobody understands him & United players are fatties , that explains fatty boy rooney. YNWA !
I Bling Red
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19/11/2008 16:11:00

I couldn't believe those comments from Pique when I read them - it just seemed unreal. Fat? I don't know if that's the word he meant to say, but it staggers me. I liked Pique, and was sad to see him go, so I HOPE he didn't mean what it was reported as. But WHAT the point in his comment was, I do not know
Man utd champions
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19/11/2008 16:17:00

Heh, I struggle to undersand Fergie too, wouldn't want to work as an interpreter for him.
RussianHammer
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19/11/2008 16:18:00

Even in absentia players just aren't allowed to say anything bad about the absolute bestesty team in the whole widey worldy :p
Naoise
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19/11/2008 16:18:00

ronaldo fat? he's going 2 be name european and world player of the year soon
matth01
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20/11/2008 09:44:00

Lol i have to say this article is funny though
chelsea_thru_&_thru
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20/11/2008 16:02:00

Another bitter, twisted article from zae, the in house vital football to$$er
HuddersfieldYiddo
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21/11/2008 01:34:00

Another sad, pathetic comment from HuddersfieldYiddo, the in house vital football retard.
united4life
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21/11/2008 12:47:00

how sad!
HuddersfieldYiddo
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24/11/2008 02:12:00

 

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