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Let's Ruin Sky's Big Day!

Let's Ruin Sky's Big Day!

Sky are mercilessly hyping up Sunday's title decider, branding it the most exciting Sunday ever. United should ruin their proposed drama.

It is of course the first time in Premier League history that the teams at the top are tied on points approaching the final day. I'd say that 1995 was better though as Blackburn faced one hell of a challenge on the final day and could be expected to drop points, unlike United this time.

That final day was very much to Sky's liking as it turned out to extraordinary. My point is that this time we should make sure it will the anticlimax of the century.

Imagine the following: United and Chelsea are on level terms. Sky is hyping up the final day, saying it's the most exciting thing since sliced bread. The world is holding its breath, expecting fascinating drama. Then the refs blow their whistles and the game starts.

How gloriously hilarious it would be if United were four up in half an hour? This is one of the favourite feats of the Reds and would effectively end Sky's day within 30 minutes. It would one of the most satisfying title wins ever.

Of course, the probability of us turning over Wigan so easily is as close to zero that it can be safely called impossible, especially without Rooney. But then scoring two goals in two minutes in the stoppage time of a Champions League final without Scholes and Keane was supposed to be impossible, too.

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Writer:Zae
Date:Friday May 9 2008
Time: 11:24AM

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Hi, I'm from the Vital Pompey site and would like nothing better than for you to ruin Sky's big day and also stop Chelski from winning the title. Whatever our partizan views, United and, earlier in the season, Arsenal too, have played football that we should all aspire too. Hope you beat Chelski in Moscow too as a fitting memorial to the Babes of '58.
NinjaTim
09/05/2008 11:41:00
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Good luck in the FA cup final!
Tosswink
09/05/2008 11:58:00
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As an Arsenal fan, I hope you win the title. You deserve it, hopefully we'll challenge for a bit longer next year. I would hate it if Chelski won. That goes for the Champions league final too!
navydave
09/05/2008 12:53:00
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you got lucky that night against Bayern!
merlin
10/05/2008 21:41:00
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I am one of them Chelski fans you muppets hate, and I for one will post a lot of offensive *****e on you muppet boards should we win. think before you post you numpty mugs.
Blue is the colour
10/05/2008 23:03:00
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